(the student formerly known as 0436273)'s contributions
did the heavy lifting for this project. He dependably hoisted nearly a pound of beer to his mouth several times.
Between drinks, and after having discussed and roughly worked out the forms of the project in discussions with 9705990, he formalized the User Requirements, fleshed out and authored the User Profiles, and scriptwrote three scenarios featuring each user. The fourth user requirement of english speaking seemed too vague to make a scenario out of.
After 9705990's compiling and editing, he digested the user requirements and profiles into usability and user experience goals.
9705990's contributions
Shoddy web design, intro, steakholders, user needs, H.T.A., family guy and futurama refrences, all bad puns and all unfixed spelling errors.
9705990 would also like to note: I am not a number! I am a free man!